A list of what ifs

What if:
- No one grew hair, what would you look like, what would your grandma look like
- Unicorns didn't exist
- Humans had four legs
- It was polite to shake one another in the crotch when greeting (men that is) like at the beginning of a business meeting
- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was normal, our sexual peak would be in our 60s
- Scratching itches was punishable by death
- Standard police uniforms consisted of clown shoes, foot pursuits would never be the same in Starsky and Hutch

- The United States had an obesity epidemic along with a skinny jean fad.....oh wait
- Darth Vader was your father
- You went home today to find the big bad wolf had blown your house down
- Marge Simpson sat in front of you at the movies
- You woke up next to Bill Nye
Not my best attempt at a post, but whats it to you?!

I waste so much time

In my quest for inner peace and knowledge I have been visiting the website iwastesomuchtime.com a lot recently, especially seeing as I being a college student never pay attention in class. I personally highly recommend said website. I get lost in its ridiculous nature for hours on end.


This picture being a prime example of how it illuminates the everyday funnies I'm sure we all have encountered at some point, granted not all of them and not all of us will relate with each photo, but come on.....why don't you just tone it down a notch.




 So if you are looking for a laugh, the well mannered frivolity of this site can most certainly ease your craving, especially if your interests include any of the following:
1) Cats
2) People wearing superhero costumes in everyday life
3) Nerds
4) Nerds being nerdy
5) Nerds accompanying other nerds
6) Nerd gatherings and social conventions
7) Pictures of unicorns dancing on rainbows
8) Reasons people do things
9) Noticing random facts about anything
10) Laughing, because otherwise you don't have a soul.....

So go check it out, be entertained.