Wednesday, February 22, 2012

A list of what ifs

What if:
- No one grew hair, what would you look like, what would your grandma look like
- Unicorns didn't exist
- Humans had four legs
- It was polite to shake one another in the crotch when greeting (men that is) like at the beginning of a business meeting
- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was normal, our sexual peak would be in our 60s
- Scratching itches was punishable by death
- Standard police uniforms consisted of clown shoes, foot pursuits would never be the same in Starsky and Hutch

- The United States had an obesity epidemic along with a skinny jean fad.....oh wait
- Darth Vader was your father
- You went home today to find the big bad wolf had blown your house down
- Marge Simpson sat in front of you at the movies
- You woke up next to Bill Nye
Not my best attempt at a post, but whats it to you?!

2 comments:

  1. Definitely like the Bill Nye one. I feel these would be great in a would you rather game.

    What if your eyebrows crawled across your head?

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